Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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