Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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