If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She's the barista slut.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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