You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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