oh god the rape fog is back!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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