So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize