I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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