Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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