the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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