better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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