just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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