Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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