try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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