dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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