Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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