office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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