Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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