So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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