i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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