You really coming over, don't trick.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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