even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you have to choose: penises or morals?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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