Just fell off a train. Bad.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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