I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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