I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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