# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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