I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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