Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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