We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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