i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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