What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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