Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize