She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Your penis caused this!
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