I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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