my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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