dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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