D3 body, D1 cock
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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