Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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