Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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