she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You've changed since you got that strap on
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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