I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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