So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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