god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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