Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.