theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"