Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.