I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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