We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.