Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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