you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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