god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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