She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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