we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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