Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
