Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My ass is underappreciated
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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