Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize
