Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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