I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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